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{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}
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{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}
{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled over the last fifty years.","length":73}
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{"fact":"Kittens who are taken along on short, trouble-free car trips to town tend to make good passengers when they get older. They get used to the sounds and motions of traveling and make less connection between the car and the visits to the vet.","length":239}
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