{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
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John Paul Pinette was an American stand-up comedian, actor, and Broadway performer. He toured the comedy club circuit beginning in the 1980s and appeared in cinema and on television. Besides stand-up Pinette did various impressions, among them Michael Jackson, The Chipmunks, Elvis Presley, Gollum from The Lord of the Rings, Hervé Villechaize, an Ewok, actor Marlon Brando, as well as a range of regional accents. He occasionally sang in his stand-up routines; for example, \"Over the Rainbow\" from The Wizard of Oz, \"Will You Be There\" from Free Willy, and \"Don't Cry for Me Argentina\".
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{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}
{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
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