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{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
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Dion Krasniqi is a Kosovan professional footballer who plays as a forward for Veikkausliiga club KuPS, on loan from IF Elfsborg.
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{"fact":"In 1987, cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America (about 50 million cats resided in 24 million homes in 1986). About 37% of American homes today have at least one cat.","length":178}
{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
{"fact":"Milk can give some cats diarrhea.","length":33}
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